Pianist in a Bordello

Pianist in a BordelloWhat would happen if a politician decided to tell the truth—the whole truth? Richard Youngblood, aspiring Congressman, is about to find out. He’s running on a platform of honesty and transparency—and against the advice of his friends and advisers he’s decided to start with himself. His autobiography will lay his entire life bare before voters just days before the election.And what a life he’s had. Born in a commune and named Richard Milhous Nixon Youngblood as an ... [Read More...]

Pianist in a Bordello

Pianist in a BordelloWhat would happen if a politician decided to tell the truth—the whole truth? Richard Youngblood, aspiring Congressman, is about to find out. He’s running on a platform of honesty and transparency—and against the advice of his friends and advisers he’s decided to start with himself. His autobiography will lay his entire life bare before voters just days before the election.And what a life he’s had. Born in a commune and named Richard Milhous Nixon Youngblood as an ... [Read More...]

Pianist in a Bordello

Pianist in a Bordello What would happen if a politician decided to tell the truth—the whole truth? Richard Youngblood, aspiring Congressman, is about to find out. He’s running on a platform of honesty and transparency—and against the advice of his friends and advisers he’s decided to start with himself. His autobiography will lay his entire life bare before voters just days before the election.And what a life he’s had. Born in a commune and named Richard Milhous Nixon Youngblood as an... [Read More...]

Free: 100+ UNIQUELY FUNNY DAD JOKES with Illustrations & AI-Generated! (Book 1): For Kids and Adults alike!

Lighten up with this collection of 100 – and a bit more – unique and hilarious dad jokes, one-liners and short jokes, with illustrations & AI-Generated!! For any age, kids and adults! You will be sure to crack up laughing out loud, guaranteed!! ... [Read More...]

The Royal Wedding Saboteurs

When royal rebel Princess Araminta ropes schoolteacher George Nearly into her plans to sabotage her sister’s wedding, comedy chaos ensues as our hero lurches from one crisis to another. This hilarious sequel to ‘An Accidental Royal Kidnap’ (available to download FREE until 29 Mar) is a royally funny novel that will have you crying with laughter! (Book 3 in the series, ‘Royal Wedding in Vegas’, is also discounted. to $2.99.) $0.99 on Kindle. ... [Read More...]

A TALE OF THREE CITIES

Success changes to disaster and back again for Oliver Cherry. Along the way there’s a necessary and hurried change of persona and location, a table with seven sides, a ‘miracle drug’ as well as Oliver’s ongoing romantic penchant for larger than life, characterful women in their 40s and 50s. Set in the Swinging London heyday of the late 1960s this novel fully arouses the era, with its music, fashion and inventiveness centre stage. – In his second novel Clive Van Cooten has Oliver b... [Read More...]

Free: No More Bad Dates

The No More Bad Dates Pact: stop dating the wrong guys and start dating the right ones – weirdos and jerks need not apply. Every part of my life is a mess—and not even a hot one. My so-called career is on hold, I keep disappointing my family by not doing “something important” with my life, and I always, always choose the wrong guys. Case in point: getting dumped during the romantic vows at a wedding. I’ve officially hit rock bottom. It’s time I got serious about finding a de... [Read More...]

The Great Mongolian Bowling League of the United States of America

“A joyous, uplifting, and uniquely rendered first novel. It is a testament to kindness and friendship and has readers falling in love with Harold Kushner, a man for all seasons. Sit back and drink in some warmth, wit, and wisdom.” —Ken Eulo, Author of The Brownstone Trilogy HAROLD KUSHNER and his roommate of thirty years, Murray Schwartz, are average senior citizens facing down their mortality in a trailer park in Land O’ Lakes, Florida. Two self-professed “best Jewish bowlers eve... [Read More...]

But It’s Okay If I Do It: True Confessions of an Unintentional A$$HOLE

…But It’s Okay If I Do It: True Confessions of an Unintentional A$$HOLE is a light-hearted look about gaining valuable insights when coping with a variety of relatable, yet sometimes absurd real-life scenarios. Shirley Laffa doesn’t mean to be an A$$HOLE. But hypocritically tells herself it’s okay if SHE does it, in a pinch. Like after failing to recognize a celebrity guest at a work event or getting caught naked by her potential mother-in-law. This book will strike a chord with eve... [Read More...]