Candles Over the Septic Tank

Grandma Edith’s hobbies are playing poker, eight-ball pool, and driving telephone scammers to hang up on her. Her granddaughter-in-law, Marcie, has a husband who won’t go away; he thinks the “ex” stands for kisses. When the two women set out to find Grandma Edith’s missing money, their unorthodox methods often produce unexpected and laugh-out-loud funny results. $0.99 on Kindle. ... [Read More...]

Free: Help! My Wife Has Become A Yoga Teacher

Day in, day out, we all face a world full of strange people, peculiar rituals and businesses whose economic survival we cannot really understand. This book provides an account of one particular activity that the author learned about through his dear wife: yoga and especially its teacher community. During her journey from an enthusiastic practitioner to an actual instructor, he managed to collect a myriad of bizarre and often funny anecdotes, frequently witnessing them first-hand. If you are loo... [Read More...]

Gray Matters Volume 1

What’s so funny about life after 50? Jody will tell you in her collection of humorous short pieces, written Erma Bombeck style, that were originally published as a monthly humor column in a small-town newspaper. With the help of Internet sites, odd advice, and insights about the Baby Boomer generation Jody takes a wry, witty, self-deprecating look at the curiosities of aging. Almost everything is fair game; from her experiment of wearing red lipstick for a week, to her try at being a cougar, ... [Read More...]

An Accidental Royal Kidnap

A playful English comedy following the fortunes of London schoolteacher George Nearly, after he stumbles upon a princess on his living-room rug. Full of fun, quirky characters, witty one-liners and observations on modern life, it’s a royally funny novel! (Its sequel, ‘The Royal Wedding Saboteurs’, is also discounted to half price during the offer period.) $0.99 on Kindle. ... [Read More...]

Free: My Neighbours Are Stealing My Mail

Alan Rose has quit his job and, much to his disappointment, moved in with his girlfriend, Rosie. But if only it was. Rosy, that is. You see, he’s not getting any mail. Convinced his neighbours are stealing it, he investigates. Only to find evidence of…witchcraft. Meanwhile the Merton Palace Theatre is being renovated. As the building work continues, strange noises can be heard from the cellar. What have the builders unearthed? Frankie Fortune is having strange dreams about the Merton Palace... [Read More...]

Free: The Good Audit

A true-to-life satire poking fun at the work, environment, and culture inside today’s largest public accounting firms (and really, the corporate office environment in general). Titles matter more than real names and the team quickly discovers there is no such thing as a good audit. Will the team come together to get the job done or fall apart long before the artificially imposed deadline to finish? Free on Kindle. ... [Read More...]

Playing Horseshoes With Aliens

Three seniors unexpectedly find themselves fighting off shadow thugs in a wacky alien contest. Their intergalactic host, with a fondness for banjo tunes, keeps the challenge going to crazy lengths. If they win, the prize could benefit mankind’s existence. If not, the thugs will take possession of it for their dark agenda. $2.99 on Kindle. ... [Read More...]

Free: Fore Play

Mandy Manville is expected to win the club’s Women’s Golf Championship, which will qualify her to tee it up with legendary golfers in Scotland’s Cialis Open. But when ex-college star golfer Jody Benson joins the club, Mandy’s beautifully manicured nails become claws as she stops at nothing to keep the newcomer from entering the tournament. Free on Kindle. ... [Read More...]

Free: Wagging the Dog: A Rescue Dog’s Funny Story

Rescued before he was due to be euthanised and now a celebrity animal star, Elliott gives you a dog’s version of life, death and stardom. Now that he’s been fired, it’s a new challenge for Elliott’s Timeshare owners. Can they get him back on TV again? Can he learn some risky new skills and tricks in time? With thrills, spills and laughter, as the drama goes right down to the wire on Christmas Eve. ... [Read More...]